I like “world-weary bartender who can nonetheless remember some random woman who came in three weeks ago, who she was with, and what they were talking about”

That ties with “middle-class New Yorker who is inexplicably wearing something that only ONE store in the ENTIRE city sells that debuted THREE days before the murder” 

I think my favorite overused character trope on Law & Order: SVU, apart from “smarmy defense lawyer”, has to be “apathetic ‘I’m just doing my job’ ER doctor”

I mean, lots of doctors are assholes, but they aren’t necessarily assholes just because they don’t take EVERY SINGLE PATIENT’S HORROR STORIES as personally as Benson does

when you’re at school and you’re like

and your teacher is like

and your crush looks at you and is like

and then you’re just like

(Source: thewaitisogre, via will-graham-i-am)

"Don’t you mean SOME men?"

OH MY GOD, I JUST REALIZED I’M WATCHING THE “SHE ELECTROCUTED YOU IN DA BUTT” EPISODE

ONE OF MY TOP FIVE SVU EPISODES 4REAL