Updated: we all bonded singing “All The Small Things”

@4 hours ago

I’m going camping til Monday at a festival in Maine and I’m carpooling with people I don’t know and we’re driving all night and I’m terrified I have Too Much Stuff and they’re going to yell at me cause the car will be overloaded, but I can’t jettison anything else so ???  I’m a pretty light packer so idk I hope this girl has room in her trunk

Anyway I hope we make it to Maine okay and that it doesn’t rain all weekend!

@7 hours ago with 2 notes
#and that I didn't jettison anything important 

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

(via officiousseeing-eyebitch)

@10 hours ago with 13330 notes
#it's everything #I hate everything #except for Jarvis Cocker 

toxines:

I need winter I am too goth for this

(via shitgothssay)

@13 hours ago with 10980 notes
#about me 
riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

(Source: ignitionremix, via shortbreadsh)

@1 day ago with 14275 notes
#arguments over which Chris Pratt is more attractive are the best arguments #it's definitely chubby Chris Pratt #thnx Anna 

If I don’t make it to Maine that’s a terrible final post, plz remember me the way I lived:

@7 hours ago with 4 notes
#someone recently liked the post where I posted that screencap #that was kind of weird #ball till u fall #jeah jeah jeah 
russian-criminal-tattoos:

The decorative tattoo of a military construction worker from the Baltic States. He wanted to emigrate to America at the earliest opportunity.

Of all the Russian criminal tattoos I’ve seen, this is the most terrifying

russian-criminal-tattoos:

The decorative tattoo of a military construction worker from the Baltic States. He wanted to emigrate to America at the earliest opportunity.

Of all the Russian criminal tattoos I’ve seen, this is the most terrifying

@9 hours ago with 43 notes
axetemptation:

The most common aromas that men find tempting are burgers, chocolate, charcoal, cinnamon, coffee, and coconut. 

And if you mixed burgers, chocolate, charcoal, cinnamon, coffee, and coconut together, it would smell better than Axe

axetemptation:

The most common aromas that men find tempting are burgers, chocolate, charcoal, cinnamon, coffee, and coconut. 

And if you mixed burgers, chocolate, charcoal, cinnamon, coffee, and coconut together, it would smell better than Axe

@12 hours ago with 1970 notes
#if I keep insulting Axe will they block me #I never want to see these stupid ads again EVER #yr barking up the wrong tree Axe 

jedjustis:

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

(Source: spacehamsters, via officiousseeing-eyebitch)

@1 day ago with 92172 notes
#it got better 
manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Édouard Manet

manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Édouard Manet

(via officiousseeing-eyebitch)

@2 days ago with 15017 notes
#improvement on the canon of western art