I like “world-weary bartender who can nonetheless remember some random woman who came in three weeks ago, who she was with, and what they were talking about”

That ties with “middle-class New Yorker who is inexplicably wearing something that only ONE store in the ENTIRE city sells that debuted THREE days before the murder” 

@2 hours ago
#and 'guy who won't stop unloading boxes' 

I think my favorite overused character trope on Law & Order: SVU, apart from “smarmy defense lawyer”, has to be “apathetic ‘I’m just doing my job’ ER doctor”

I mean, lots of doctors are assholes, but they aren’t necessarily assholes just because they don’t take EVERY SINGLE PATIENT’S HORROR STORIES as personally as Benson does

@2 hours ago with 3 notes

thejives:

manafromheaven:

consolecadet:

some of Benedict Cumberbatch’s previous stage names

agJDHFjdfghdfjghfdjhg

Sphaeramia holmes

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@7 hours ago with 2858 notes

when you’re at school and you’re like

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and your teacher is like

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and your crush looks at you and is like

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and then you’re just like

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@10 hours ago with 4830 notes
#tragically beautiful 

"Don’t you mean SOME men?"

Ancient Male Proverb (via cottonbutts)

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@1 day ago with 1302 notes

OH MY GOD, I JUST REALIZED I’M WATCHING THE “SHE ELECTROCUTED YOU IN DA BUTT” EPISODE

ONE OF MY TOP FIVE SVU EPISODES 4REAL

@2 hours ago
#after the neo-Nazi one #and the one with the lawyer with Munchausens who uses a Navy SEAL to plant her husband's semen #IN HER SECRET STRIPPER LAWYER ASSOCIATE 
@4 hours ago with 231 notes
#actual GPOY 

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@10 hours ago with 23626 notes

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@1 day ago with 333 notes
#oh my god #requesting an SVU ep where Fin and Munch get senior discounts at Dennys 

beatonna:

There’s something wonderful about Marvin Bileck’s minimal illustrations for All About the Stars.  

@1 day ago with 6375 notes