@10 hours ago with 246 notes
#who gave you permission to screencap my okcupid profile 
@18 hours ago with 126 notes
#I mean rly 

I had hoped that some guac would take some of the sadness out of the taste of matzohs but it turns out the matzohs are transferring their sadness TO the guac

@1 day ago with 1 note
#is being premenstrual enough of an illness to excuse me from this self-inflicted hell 

I mean basically all I want in life is to be a world-weary hipster vampire and Jim Jarmusch really delivered on that dream

@2 days ago with 2 notes

ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

(via officiousseeing-eyebitch)

@2 days ago with 53958 notes
#quoth the raven #eat my shorts 

dignified-and-old:

leigh57:

People who watch XF but don’t ship Mulder and Scully make me so confused and agitated.

Glad to oblige I guess lol

Ditto

@10 hours ago with 122 notes
#tbh I kind of feel like he ruins her life and she'd be better off if she never methinks 

dignified-and-old:

Oh my god Stabler is THE WORST

(TW rape) This woman on SVU was raped but doesn’t remember it and doesn’t want to see the video of the attack so Stabler goes back to her house and SHOWS THE TAPE TO HER HUSBAND

And now Benson is starting her “you NEED to testify it’s the ONLY way” talk while visiting her right after that ostensibly to comfort her

There’s another episode where he gets a list of women who were pregnant five-six months ago AND GOES TO THEIR HOUSES AND ASKS THEIR BOYFRIENDS/HUSBANDS/FATHERS WHERE THE BABY IS

@18 hours ago with 8 notes
#the more I rewatch SVU the more I side with defense council #no actually Stabler you CAN'T do that #I don't care what your reason is 
toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via officiousseeing-eyebitch)

@1 day ago with 245124 notes

mytherapistfashionblog:

 Cool Beyond The Pale

Dare I say it- Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston are the chicest vampires of all time. These bloody beautiful pair of undead lovers do cast a shadow- a luxuriant, sensual, rock n’ roll-infused one- over spring’s more high energy looks. It doesn’t get much cooler than their sunlight-phobic intellectuals- Adam and Eve. 

@2 days ago with 48 notes
#FINALLY #if you like movies where Tilda Swinon and Tom Hiddleston lurk around in fabulous sets wearing fabulous clothes this is the film for you #really stupendously gorgeous 
fhtagn-and-tentacles:

MEN IN BLACK - 1997 

fhtagn-and-tentacles:

MEN IN BLACK - 1997 

(via catandkitty)

@2 days ago with 223 notes
#first crush #no shame