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Just took a quiz that told me I was a dachshund in a past life and was reminded of the fact that multiple people in my life have thought it was pronounced “dash-hund”
The correct pronunciation is “wiener dog”@4 hours ago with 7 notes
I got my eyes dilated at the eye doctor for the first time today, which is something my dad always bitches about, but it really isn’t that bad? It’s actually kind of my fascinating me - I get photosensitive migraines, and the sensation of having my eyes dilated is EXACTLY like how I feel pre-migraine, minus the throbbing pain behind my right eye. It’s so strange to feel like this without a headache! This isn’t that bad, although it is hard to focus on things and I almost Hulk-ed out at Duane Reade because I was having such a hard time reading the one million slightly different options on the shelf.
I did have to pick out my new glasses while my eyes were dilating without contacts so… we’ll see how bad they are when I get them. Obama paid for the lenses and the majority of the frames but was too cheap to pick up the anti-glare coating, the bastard.@1 day ago
galesofnovember said: Okay, but remember how mustache dad has to tell Jacob, "son, put your pants back on"? because that is a great underrated Twilight moment of excellence.
"Son, put your pants back on" is for sure one of the top ten lines in Twilight, anyone who says anything is sadly mistaken
Not that it takes much to be one of the top ten lines in Twilight, I’m pretty sure 90% of the dialogue is “ummmmm”, “hmmmmm”, [very bored staring]@1 day ago with 1 note
Guys send me more Twilight anons, I love them
Do you want to argue over which is the best Breaking Dawn? Because the answer is, a supercut of Jacob falling in love with the babby followed by Michael Sheen’s laugh
That’s it, that’s the best Twilight movie@1 day ago with 1 note
officiousseeing-eyebitch said: black, white, green, glitter
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
White: 3 facts about my personality
Green: 8 facts about my body
Glitter: 11 facts about Twilight
@7 hours ago with 57734 notes
Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.
Anonymous said: Oh please, we all know with her history with whiny vampires like Angel Buffy would just end up sleeping with Edward. While those three would just have fun dismembering him.
An anon message about Twilight
My life is complete
Okay I’ve thought this over and have a lot of Serious Issues with it
Anyway my ideal Edward Cullen death scenario is Mustache Dad just punching his head off
Jeez anon don’t forget about Mustache Dad, true hero of Twilight@1 day ago with 1 note